Category — Humour

Sometimes I come across related stuff!  So here’s Husband 101 fun and Story.  I first heard a variation on this one a couple of years ago. 

Have Fun! 

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them is washing her “private area” and notices that there is a
response on the monitor when she’s touched there. So they go to her husband
and explain what happened, telling him,

“Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.”

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they’ll close the
curtains for privacy. Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so
he finally agrees and goes into his wife’s room.

After a few minutes the woman’s monitor shows a flatline… no pulse…no
heart rate.

The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling
up his pants and says,

“I think she choked.”

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Husband Gives Wife Her Birthday Wish!

A man walks into the closet to speak to his wife while
she is rummaging through her clothes and asks her what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six
again,” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear,
everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband
ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake!

Then it was off to a movie - the latest epic, and hot
dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous
adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked,
“Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”

One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”

The moral of this story:

Even when a man is listening, he’s still gonna get
it wrong.